The little girl went to the garage and asked:
— Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said Susie was in heat and told me to come talk to you.
Dad said:
— Bring Susie over here.
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, scrubbed the dog’s rear-end with it, and said:
— Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block.
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad asked:
— Where is Susie?
The little girl said:
— She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is refueling her home.
Did Dad’s solution make the ending even better, or did the little girl steal the whole joke? Share it with someone who enjoys an old-school clean punchline with a wicked twist 🙂
