As the plane began its descent, he came swishing down the aisle and announced:
— Captain Marvey has asked me to let you know he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.
On his way back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed, exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
— Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.
She calmly turned her head and said:
— In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
— Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, B!tch.
Was that the perfect comeback, or did he take it one notch too far? Tell us how you would have reacted, and share it with someone who loves a sharp punchline 😄
