He marched into the kitchen, where his wife was preparing dinner, and announced:
— From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of fun I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, bring me my robe, and massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?
— The d@mn funeral director would be my first guess.
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