Her shoes were gone from the hallway, her room was empty, and on her desk sat a handwritten note:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad. I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, $€xy scars, cool tattoos, and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all — I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!!
We’re getting married next week! He also explained that weed isn’t as bad as people say, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.
I hope they find a cure for AIDS soon, so Muhammad can get better — he really deserves it.
