Her shoes were gone from the hallway, her room was empty, and on her desk sat a handwritten note:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad. I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, $€xy scars, cool tattoos, and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all — I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!!
We’re getting married next week! He also explained that weed isn’t as bad as people say, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.
I hope they find a cure for AIDS soon, so Muhammad can get better — he really deserves it.
Don’t worry about money. Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress! The job pays pretty well: 50 dollars per take, and another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene.
So don’t worry about me. I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself. Next time I visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!
xoxo,
Anna
P.S. Dad, none of this is true — I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles! See you in a bit!”
Was Anna a comedy genius, or did she take the prank a little too far? Tell us how you would have reacted, and share it with someone who knows the pain of a bad game day 😄
