— Hurry, she whispered, stand in the corner.
She rubbed baby oil all over him, dusted him with talcum powder, and said:
— Don’t move until I tell you. Pretend you’re a statue.
— What’s this? her husband asked as he entered the room.
— Oh, it’s a statue, she replied. The Smiths bought one, and I liked it, so I got one for us too.
Nothing more was said, even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM, the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a b€€r.
— Here, have this, he said, handing them to the statue.
Then he said to the statue:
— I stood like that for two days at the Smiths house and nobody offered me anything!!
Did you see that ending coming, or did the husband play it perfectly? Share it with someone who enjoys a clever twist and a very patient “statue” 😄
