— Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I get back.
No reply.

So he tried a second text:
— Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.
This time, his wife answered right away:

— OMG, really?
He replied:
— No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.

Was he clever, risky, or just asking for trouble? Tell us how you would have answered that second message, and share it with someone who always reads the “important” texts first 😄
