— First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to come fishing. I had to promise my wife I’d paint every room in the house next weekend.”
— Second guy: “That’s nothing. I had to promise my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”
— Third guy: “You both have it easy. I had to promise my wife I’d remodel the kitchen.”
They kept fishing for a while, then realized the fourth guy hadn’t said a word.
— First guy: “You haven’t told us what you had to do to come fishing. What’s the deal?”
— Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, nudged my wife and said, ‘Fishing, or S€x,’ and she said, ‘Wear a sweater.’”
So, was the fourth guy clever or just lucky? Share this one with someone who knows exactly how marriage negotiations work 😄
