— From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
— After dinner, you are going upstairs with me for the kind of fun I want. Afterwards, you will draw me a bath, wash my back, towel me dry, bring me my robe, and massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”
Did she handle that perfectly, or did he deserve an even stronger answer? Share this with someone who loves a sharp comeback 😄
