Two years and seven months ago, I secretly planted 45 California redwoods and 82 giant sequoias in parks, yards, and public properties all over your city.
By now, each root system is deeply embedded in the soil. You may have noticed the trees growing near city hall, or the new one that sprouted in your backyard. That one is a giant sequoia, and its growth will accelerate rapidly in the coming months.
You killed Clyde, but I have replaced him with more than 100 living giants. And giants they will become. In a few years, they will reach 100 to 300 feet and can live more than 2,500 years.
Removing even one of them now will cost well over $1,500. And I am leaving you with the bill, just like you did to me three years ago today.
Good day to you, sir. May your city be overrun by trees. And may Clyde rest in peace.
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