These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking.
As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit before starting this type of dam activity.
My first dam question to you is: are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or do you require all beavers throughout this state to conform to said dam request?
If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, under the Freedom of Information Act, I request copies of all other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.
I have several dam concerns. First, aren’t the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and unable to pay for said representation, so the state will have to provide them with a dam lawyer.
The Department’s concern that one or both dams failed during a recent rain event is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.
