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September 29, 2026

School Show-and-Tell: Erica Explains Childbirth to Class

Now she was doing a full duck-walk, clutching her back and groaning.

— My father called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn’t have a sign on the car like the Domino’s man. They got my mother to lay down in bed like this.

Erica lay down with her back against the wall.

— And then, pop! My mother had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!

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She spread her legs and, with both little hands, mimed water flowing away. Betsy was nearly finished.

— Then the middle wife starts going push, push, and breathe, breathe. They start counting, but they never even got past 10. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff they said was from the play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there.

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